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dizzeguy: The definition of cocktease..actually she prolly has a bigger cock then most of these clowns in here |
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Aerith: my mafia partner, get her!!!! |
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Mishra: noooooo more vella!! |
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hidden sausage: Drop Kicked me in the ass once. |
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Crazed_Penguin: babytits pancake nipples and squirrel nuts
and triple stacked speed based x |
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SpioMabio: Good player at every position. Some how I havent convinced her to show me her tits yet tho :(
edit, 1 off each nip would be better then tween! |
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2LTDrek: CURVED
............................
PMing my # so we can meet up somewhere around the NC/SC border and those pics won't be necessary anymore :) |
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Metta World Peace: take a ride on this heart boat |
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Flash: Gives watermelons a good name, anytime i want a picnic shes always there to fulfill my hunger . |
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Thimbasaurus Rex: Novella your sleeping tips work wonders! |
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Apple: Hello noveleleleleleleleela |
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Wizards Hat: wtf I thought hovella was gil or something, but i dont think gil would get these comments, novella was a better name lol |
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r: welcome to the confessional |
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Trax: sexy mama |
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S@ve?: Best to avoid. |
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Candy Kong: I want to lick every pore of your body.
You give me light when I feel shrouded in a black abyss,
Twisting, turning; tantalizing every sense in my body, taunting my very existence with a sensual arousal to which knows no bounds.
The fate of my heart intertwined with the desire of your eyes,
Making mine beat as yours, my everything, all that I am, is yours. |
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Mecca: put a nuke on it |
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WHY: worst wheel of fortune player ever~ |
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blood clot: Today, I peed at a urinal. This was a feat for me because I'm a nervous pee-er. It was going great until some guy walked into the empty bathroom and picked the urinal next to mine. Midway through he turns to me and says 'Nice watch.' |
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Aerith: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am 0/45 vs the slime spray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, personally I'm like 40/45, it's the newbs that are 0/45. SIGH. |
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myPod: HI SUP QT ASL |
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Merciless: Today, I peed at a urinal. This was a feat for me because I'm a nervous pee-er. It was going great until some guy walked into the empty bathroom and picked the urinal next to mine. Midway through he turns to me and says 'Nice watch.' |
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r: its me jj, king of beepers |
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KING JAMES: my black dildo has been pretty silent without you around |
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Aerith: where r u o no! |
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2LTDrek: and I you |
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Aerith: Drek's lying, you should of seen what he said to mecca yesterday |
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Mecca: Saturday's and cupcakes. |
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blood clot: how would you feel about getting future child support checks from me? |
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Aerith: bc can't afford child support checks, i suggest going after an athlete |
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hidden sausage: Not an athlete, but I can afford child support checks |
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Mecca: want a mustache ride? |
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Aerith: i would highly advise accepting one of what mecca's offering.. it was AMAZING |
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Candy Kong: bb |
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2LTDrek: come visit me |
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Ownage~Inc.: needs to grow up a bit if she wants to ever find a decent man |
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Trax: AMEN |
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chubster: allygatorator [at] yahoo.com |
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WHY: cutererist |
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Aerith: lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off |
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hidden sausage: Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat |
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Aerith: yo MV, get up off staley radio |
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Sahana: seems like all the cool kids are talking here. WASSUP!!!!! |
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Rattle: sup ma' - I miss our deep relationship related talks that go into the depths of the night |
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Aerith: wellly welly wellly welly wellly welly welll.................... COME AND GET ONE IN THE YARBLES, IF YA HAVE ANY YARBLES. |
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myPod: would you sign a pic of me in my penquin suit? |
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Kurt: You talk so dirty it crashed infantry, I love you in such a nonsexual way right now |
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Aerith: o.O you have some weirdos on your profile nov, you should probably stop being friends with them |
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Aerith: I did as you asked my queen! |
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Ownage~Inc.: Can you post some pictures of you in sexy underwear? |
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Aerith: Can you post some pictures of your elbow? |
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blood clot: hey you forgot your wizards hat at my house |
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Aerith: Darter would like a delicious profile comment from you my lady |
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T0WEL: that would make a delightful essay topic. My life and public discharges at starbucks |
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blood clot: girls from 711 stay up all night |
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Mishra: Hi :) |
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blood clot: i thought of you while i buried my first hooker in the vegas desert |
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Aerith: It was a trap bc, way to go -- you donged a dude |
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Paul~: Slagella |
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Candy Kong: dont ignore me slut |
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Sahana: unrust damn you!!! |
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Candy Kong: You playin on Laughing Skull beebs? I'm keeping my epic Gladiator Druid with my friends, my brothers, and their friends on Magtheridon but I could possibly switch my paladin or priest over to Laughing Skull... want to pay for my xfer? zzz. I'd have to reactivate my account too, zzzz. |
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blood clot: love connection?
rofl more like escort service |
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Candy Kong: Why r u so hot? |
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hidden sausage: Three words, Elk Urine Jelly |
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Candy Kong: Eight Words: Me, you, cats, dogs, fucking, lights, cameras, action. |
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Merciless: LOL BC |
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Paul~: I love your pink jersey I'd love to see you in it... with nothing else on :P |
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Aerith: the comment below mine is pretty creepy |
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Paul~: ROFL yeah it is a bit sorry babe im horny x |
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Candy Kong: Novella, go nd ur life loser. ROFL IDIOT |
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Thimbasaurus Rex: jeez...so many creepers on this profile page :/ |
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hidden sausage: I'll get you so wet, you can fill a pool babe. |
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Paul~: Nice to see you left that loser squad Novella x |
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Candy Kong: please come back, im so sorry ;( |
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Paul~: Because you're worth it x |
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Candy Kong: ur rly attractive x |
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P: You have really nice eyes. |
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Wizards Hat: Nov is an all around great player with good jukes and very good vision on the field. She has a tendency for winning too, which is always nice. |
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Sahana: you said the same thing on Staley's wall post.
im offended. |
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Aerith: u sure got a lot of ppl posting on ur thing hitting on you |
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Paul~: sexiest babe on infantry thats why ;) |
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Candy Kong: we're best pals, it was a disguise |
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Sahana: finally retiring |
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Candy Kong: ............ please... ur so gorgeous, dont leeve me with these losers |
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Aerith: heart! do you still use aim, can't retire if you don't give me your new aim! |
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hidden sausage: I'll cherish the years we've spent together my true love, never forget me babe, I'm always thinking about you. |
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Aerith: uuuh, i think you can use msn to im me, akzel does? i think, try iming my aim sn b1ood! or just pm me your msn and i'll try to add you on aim cause that should work 2 @_@ |
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KING JAMES: wait what... this isnt staleys page |
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Aerith: you are the last person i expect to have BB |
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Mr. Poo (Retired): y u leave me novella :'( y y y y |
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Merciless: She is the main creator of blue balls across north america. |
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Candy Kong: You're the worst Ezreal ever, just give it up, bow to your Cho'gath master. |
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P: hot as fuk
dekar mad? |
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Candy Kong: Don't wanna commit murder, but then they got me trapped, hawkin while i'm walkin, they talkin behind my back |
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blood clot: i cant quit you |
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Soccerbrawler.: omg woman for someone who doesnt play anymore u sure do hang around here an awful lot :P how is life without soccebrawl? |
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Aerith: THATS FUCKING KILLER3333, JUST FUCKING AVOID HIM. PS -- HOWS IT GOIN? YOU'RE STILL MY FAV LEAVER. o.o |
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Trax: wtf fuck you staley |
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Aerith: lololols |
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Paul~: Staley you're such a fucking faggot lol :) hah got my account back fuck yeah!! Novella you never answered me :( |
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Candy Kong: I just masturbated to the pic of you in your blue shirt 3 times.... ffs howd u get so fucking hot? |
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Gambler: pics of said novella in said blue shirt |
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Aerith: ALIG8R? |
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Metta World Peace: heartboat soul reaper buy wards |
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Feelucky: Season 15 Golden Lurker |
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Paul~: I'm soccerbrawler and you only took like 3 months to reply thanks for that haha when you making your highly anticipated return to sbl? lol |
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blood clot: make sure you snap your wrist before impact |
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mason: go back to LoL u no name shitter |
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Paul~: Why are you still gone? We need more hot ass on infantry!!! We have gel at the moment but I'm not even sure if its a girl or not lol and she won't post pictures!!! She thinks I'm a creep anyway... She loves me though she told me. |
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mason: . . . . .. . RFLFLFLFLFLFLLFLFLF |
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Merciless: paul 2gud |
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Sahana: 2gud. |
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mason: sup sweet n sour lips |
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Paul~: There's a hole in the league. You left a void. There's just something missing. The apes are kind of annoyed. They need female company. You gave it to them. Now they've not got a hope in hell. And only talk to other men. xoxox |
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mason: Come play WoW and SB and be my girlfriend again... please? Text me, you know my number baby cakes |
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blood clot: show nick your tits |
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KING JAMES: IF I HAD A DICK I WOULD LET YOU TOUCH IT |
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Apathy: Your comment section is like the future sex offenders registry. This shit is fucking creepy |
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Paul~: That chin does it for me Novella... |
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Nestea: killing me softly.... |
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mason: Ya you're really attractive.... TROLLED. |
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P: WHAT DID YOU WANT? |
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mason: I've actually jacked off to your pics... TROLLED... TROLLED ON THE TROLL... TROLLED. |
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Aerith: YOU ARE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. |
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mason: ... ya... about that... |
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Trax: dsasadgdrgdg |
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mason: get off the wall downie |
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Trax: If we make love, you will never forget it. All you will forgot is dekar's ugly ass. So call me and we can meet some where near starbucks.
Dekar Mad? |
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mason: If by starbucks you mean your local mental asylum... |
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Trax: No i mean where I fucked ur mom |
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mason: Got off my girlfriend's wall you punk ass bitch. |
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Decoder: So your Dekar's e-fling? want a real man? |
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Trax: 2 gud |
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mason: STOP POSTING ON MY GIRLFRIENDS WALL... GOD DAMNIT IM MAD |
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P: You knew I was coming for you, little one,
when the kettle jumped into the fire. |
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mason: RON WHIPPED OUT HIS BIG BONER I SUPPOSE YOU JUST LET IT OUT FOR EXERCISE SAID HARRY. OH NO NO SAID RON, RUBBING HIS PRIVATES. HIS LARGE PANTS... COCK WAS STIFF AS A BOARD... DICK IN THA BUTT PLEASE SAID RON. OOHHH AHHHH OHHHH AHHHH OHHH SAID HERMOINE DEEPER AND DEEPER THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION OF SKEET. |
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Paul~: ROFL your wall is so funny. Yeah, kinda mad at you for a) not replying to my pms and b) sharing them with Dekar. I like a strong minded individual woman and that clearly isn't you, which is disappointing. |
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mason: can u plz suck my dick? ps u have nice eyes |
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Aerith: Letting Dekar on your account is kind of scary. O_O |
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Paul~: ROFL that was Dekar? I just pmed her.... |
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mason: Don't fucking dodge me when I try talking to you you dumb fucking vagina snot. |
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Decoder: So with Paul~ gone i thought you needed a new e-stalker |
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blood clot: i heard youre dick hurts? are you ok? i told you not to do more than 1 cock push up a day |
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mason: god damn ur cute, i'd like to slide my dick in between ur ass cheeks and make u squeal like a pig holy shit... I know you've got a round ass, jesus chr1st ur hot.......... |
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Thimbasaurus Rex: Happy mothers day |
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mason: it?s the big boy you know what I pay for it
and I got the pedal to the metal
got you n-ggas checking game I?m balling out on every level |
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Paul~: seems like the "in" thing at the moment to be posting on your wall so I just came to say hello oh and i now have a working microphone... ;) |
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mason: Stfu dumb ass paul, want your ass beat you little faggot? I'd fucking wreck you shitter, address? Meet me faggot. |
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Aerith: Novella want 2 ditch dekar for someone who wont ragequit from the game, we can play farmville together |
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Paul~: Oh man what do I say? I dont think I can compete with Staley's offer.. I mean farmville... C'mon... How can I top that? I prefer Bejeweled Blitz personally.. Oh damn, I've got it!!! We could play that together!!! Do you have facebook? xx |
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Trax: Why do I never see you on?
Thimbro: Happy mothers day
nvm |
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Metta World Peace: paul aka penquin reincarnated |
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mason: I'd like to shitblast in your mouth. |
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blood clot: i wanna flick those roast beef curtins |
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KING JAMES: Don't let BC near that roast beef, trust me |
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mason: I'd seriously like to move in with you. We've known each other for a long ass time, you're hot, I'm hot, we both play video games... is there anything else that's needed? I know you do lines of coke of random dudes dicks and you know I snort adderall on my mom's kitchen table. I know that you don't like anal and you know that I love great blowjobs. I know you're a great person and a social butterfly and you know deep down I'm a nice guy. TLDR; wanna get married? |
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Paul~: Wow. That's pretty deep. Speaking from experience relatiobships and drugs don't mix though. |
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Merciless: QT |
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Stephen: I'm Kevin if u where wondering |
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Merciless: What kinda breakfast/flowers do you like to wake up 2? |
| 162
mason: Why are you talking to my fiance like that retarded faggot? |
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Merciless: get rdy for a early morning wakeup present then qt.
get@me ill even bring a LoL card for ya |
| 164
Aerith: wanna join toolshed? we're much better than brick squad + we wont ragequit if we go 0-5 mid as pyromancer in the first 5 mins of a game, know wut'm say'n? love u bye |
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mason: i jacked off to ur fb pic for like the 5th time tonight :D, you're so cute bb :) |
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blood clot: rofllolamo virgins jerk off too you, i wouldnt even bang you if i was drunk |
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Paul~: LOL nice one bc reject her before she has a chance to reject you! Welldone!! |
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mason: my dick is in between ur ass cheeks |
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Wizards Hat: Careful, she'll add you to facebook then delete you a week later. Fb veteran this one ;) |
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Paul~: I wanna bang an American girl... I could even take yo for dinner if you're lucky! What say you? |
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mason: Ahh, thank you for taking care of me dawg, that hit the spot. |
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Merciless: Novella |
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Aerith: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa |
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Paul~: Working at Walmart now babe, you impressed? I could support you soon haha! yeah jk ;) x |
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mason: Nice bazonkers, jk u dont have any hahahahahahahah |
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Paul~: you got some pictures we could have for our thread about you? x |
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Mecca: I fucking love cats |
| 178
Aerith: The #1 Susan Coffey Fan |
| 179
mason: Who let this behemoth out of it's stomping grounds? God damn... |
| 180
Mehr: Most of them are Rammstein song titles :) |
| 181
mason: dead @ LOTR guy posting on this profile |
| 182
Flash: That pussy feels so amazing. |
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mason: I bet your girl got a girlfriend. Trickin bitches out in Berlin, real talk. |
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Crazed_Penguin: nov sup |
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Coronado~: mmm perky |
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Paul~: nice one rien banned me now cheers darlin lol |
| 187
Aerith: everyday ali's shufflin all over paul's face |
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ryde: sup girl |
| 189
Aerith: I NEED A NEW PICTURE OF YOU SO I CAN MAKE A NEW ALI EYE BANNER. Wait. You're my friend on facebook. (Unless you removed me again). I'll just go steal one from there later. |
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ryde: I never meant to hurt you girl. |
| 191
Mecca: I never meant to bring you to my world |
| 192
Stephen: MMMMMMMMMMMMM female |
| 193
Aerith: I never meant to post a comment on your thread. |
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Indy: |
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Nestea: I never meant to aim it in your eyes. |
| 196
Decoder: I never meant to get you pregnant. |
| 197
KING JAMES: I never meant to leave you tied to the bed naked |
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z: i never meant to photograph you while moskau left you tied to the bed naked |
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Merciless: buttercup |
| 200
Aerith: build me up |
| 201
Stephen: oh hey. i recently relized there is a female that once played this game. i would really like to hit on u via the interentz is that cool? |
| 202
Silent: tit dirt |
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mason: Herroo. |
| 204
ryde: sup girl |
| 205
Paul~: female version of dekar lol :) |
| 206
mason: Your obsession is pathetic. |
| 207
Aerith: sup ur still awesome ali, y you got peeps creepin on ur profile |
| 208
blood clot: words hurt :( |
| 209
Metta World Peace: i dont have a problem with them, you just look more like a coldplay fan q:) |
| 210
Aerith: i had you pegged for as a sinead o connor fanatic |
| 211
KING JAMES: m~r4life |
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mason: http://www.4tube.com/videos/143377/blistering-holly-michaels-gets-crammed-up-her-slot
u&me |
| 213
ryde: I wanna smang it. Smash it and bang it. |
| 214
Trax: Oh hi Novella. Lets be facebook friends, we can talk all day. |
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Paul~: u remember that time i got on vent with u and my mic broke and i couldnt talk? can u imagine if it worked we'd be the bestest friends ever |
